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Monday, May 24, 2004

An afternoon at the Heritage Foundation, a 1 act play  

Guy 1: I need to present an answer to this protracted and nuanced problem.

Guy 2: That is a tough issue.

Guy 1: Lower taxes!

Guy 2: You must be a genius like regan or enstein!

Guy 3: I just saw a liberal!

Guy 1: they can't do good at math. Only an idiot would see the way to make money is to abandon your stream income. The right thing to think is they really hate freedom.

Guy 2: Why does John McCain hate freedom?

Guy 4: a minority took my spot in Vietnam! I was heart broken! When will the white man get a fair shake?

Guy 2: I want a fair steak.

Guy 1: where is my starland vocal band tape?

Guy 2: I glued my hands to my face again! AGGGG! LIBERALS!!!!!!!

Guy 1: John Kerry has gay animal sex, which is worse than the other kind.

Stay tuned to see the nonsequitor, logically dubious conclusion, repetativly stated conclusion.


the piss-poor spelling here is for effect, you smirking pansy.

-paul  16:45 EST | |

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