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Friday, May 21, 2004

Deflower the next Ann Coulter, pt. 2  

In my quest to make increasingly unacceptable posts, I have returned to the subject of finding love with a NeoCon beauty [readers may remember an earlier facination with a marxist guerilla, but, {insert shakespeare quote here}].

This fine webpage specializes in helping you find a ready-and-waitng conservative. As an added bonus, they sometimes have adds on this very blog.

I was once a conservative. Somehow, despite my best efforts I am now something else. Homeland Security officals noticed I was listening to NPR in my car and shortly thereafter representatives of the RNC sent me a letter asking me why I hate freedom, and why don't I go to hell.

But even before being politically disenfranchised, I never wanted to date to a conservative girl. Want to know why? Too bad, you'll know anyway.

-paul  12:01 EST | |

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