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Monday, February 28, 2005

I have become stupid 

In preparation for the GRE, I have been reviewing calculus 1 & 2 [I know calc is not on the GRE]. I got decent grades in these courses, and excelled at certain topics. All that is gone, in 2 years time. None of what I once got 99/100 on I can comprehend. That last sentance was ingrammatical. Ingrammatical is not a word. You see what I mean?

I thought I was a good guy at having a lot of words, but in the course of studying, I see words every day no one talks. I haven't been huffing glue or anything. I can only blame my new-found stupidity on one person: John Kerry. Thanks for nothing, you horrible monster.

"Oh, Paul!" you may say, "John Kerry didn't make you stupid!" Well, smarty pants, my name is clearly not "paul"; it says "miguel" at the bottom of this post. In anycase, what if John Kerry is not to blame for this one of my many present ailments? {mmmmalglglglg.... Ale Mint}. Who is to blame? My best guesses [keeping in mind my limitations]:

In any case, I look foward to the bliss I have been promised by a widely misquoted poem, and look forword to working as your butler/gardener in the near future.

-Miguel Sanchez  14:11 EST | |

About us:

This weblog is an ongoing, if periodic, effort by several friends to stay in touch, in reading material, and in ideas.

Lucky Luciano is a former Italian Stallion real estate hustler and Benedict Arnold CEO turned shady lawyer-to-be. He lives in Denver.

Ben is a Paramedic and would-be philantropist who lives in Denver. He knows everything about nothing.

Fuzzy Dunlop lives in Manhattan. He is more than capable of standing up to the stresses of a high crime urban environment.

Jess is a teacher. But have YOU given her an apple? No, you haven't. You should be ashamed of yourself. This crazy feminist currently rests her copy of Awakening in Jersey City.

Matt is a pariah, iconoclast, and professor of gambling living in Oakland.

Miguel Sanchez is not Lionel Hutz.

Daddy Brooklyn lives in Brooklyn. He hates Republicans, though he wouldn't mind being ensconced in the landed elite of New York City.

Paul just smoked my eyelids and punched my cigarette.

Ziggy Stardust has no past.

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