from Colorado Springs are in Washington helping the White House spread the idea that smoking pot will make you committ suicide or go schizophrenic.
The White House will be rolling out a national ad campaign to let parents know that weed will make your child go crazy. They point to hackneyed statistics that shows a weak correlation between marijuana consuption as a youth and schizophrenia. They just don't point out that marijuana makes the voices shut up (i've been told [by a couple of real schizophrenics]).
Of course it was marijuana that made your son hang himself! He started smoking weed the summer he hung himself! It's right there. Cause and effect. You can't put a liberal spin on that. You wear a cowboy hat, so clearly you're squared away. Its the liberals, with their liberal hypnosis plant that are to blame, not lousy parenting. Perish the thought.
-Miguel Sanchez 11:03 EST |