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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Rev. Phelps loves terrorists, hot gay sex 

Rev. Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas. This name should ring a bell. He's the guy in the bathroom stall next to you, right now. He's saying "psst! Hey! I suck dick for free! My name is Rev. Fred Phelps! Doesn't that get you hott? I'm so horny!"

No longer content to spit on the graves of mere civilians and domestic torture victims like Matt Shepard, or simply publicly thank God for the tsunami because it killed so many "wicked fagloving Swedes", he's kicking it up a notch. And, hopefully, this will finally get him the curbing he so richly deserves to send him on his way to hell.

Rev. Phelps is rooting for the insurgents. He's glad U.S. soldiers are dying. He's going to their funerals to tell their families so. So unlike his barely concealed love of hot cocks, Phelps has explicitly said that insurgents (still classified by the White House as terrorists) are doing God's work. Say's God's killing U.S. soldiers for defending a country that has so many fags. This sounds like treason to me.

Supposedly, the cops have had to stand in between Phelps and his followers to prevent them from being torn to shreds. What a waste of tax payer dollars.

On a personal note, these "people" were at the Columbine Memorial. I started walking briskly toward them with ill intent, but my treacherous Dad tackled me, saying "this is not the time". I would like to say to all the bereaved friends and families who have this monster visit a funeral they are at: this is the time. This is the time.

-Miguel Sanchez  10:49 EST | |

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This weblog is an ongoing, if periodic, effort by several friends to stay in touch, in reading material, and in ideas.

Lucky Luciano is a former Italian Stallion real estate hustler and Benedict Arnold CEO turned shady lawyer-to-be. He lives in Denver.

Ben is a Paramedic and would-be philantropist who lives in Denver. He knows everything about nothing.

Fuzzy Dunlop lives in Manhattan. He is more than capable of standing up to the stresses of a high crime urban environment.

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