I just recieived word that I got an A in Calc 3. According to fasicst pigs The College Board, makers of the SAT test, this is impossible, as I got a very humble 500 on the math section.
"Oh, but Miguel, our test is a good predictor of success," says The College Board.
"STFU, you god-hating vampires," says Miguel.
-Miguel Sanchez 10:50 EST |