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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Are you ready for some CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIES?!?! 

New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin is actually former Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello. See for yourself:














Tom Morello & "Ray Nagin"

Huh? Huh? Why do you think Rage broke up? Clearly, there was nothing more in need of raging against than the Bush, uh, machine. Could it be that Tom Morello knew something we didn't? Some horrible secret that even his infectious funk-mental grooves could not save us from? The answer is yes.

And that secret?

THE KGB AND THE YAKUZA HAVE DEVELOPED THE TECHNOLOGY TO HIT US WITH HURRICANES!

When I learned this, all the pieces came together. You see, "giant scalar interferometers", produced by these two groups, are causing hurricanes. Never mind that they use rotation as evidence of scalar weather engineering. Also the fact that (technically) an "interferometer" would measure interferons, does not matter. The truth is out there. AND IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

-Miguel Sanchez  02:21 EST | |

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This weblog is an ongoing, if periodic, effort by several friends to stay in touch, in reading material, and in ideas.

Lucky Luciano is a former Italian Stallion real estate hustler and Benedict Arnold CEO turned shady lawyer-to-be. He lives in Denver.

Ben is a Paramedic and would-be philantropist who lives in Denver. He knows everything about nothing.

Fuzzy Dunlop lives in Manhattan. He is more than capable of standing up to the stresses of a high crime urban environment.

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