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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Are you ready for some CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIES?!?! 

New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin is actually former Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello. See for yourself:

Tom Morello & "Ray Nagin"

Huh? Huh? Why do you think Rage broke up? Clearly, there was nothing more in need of raging against than the Bush, uh, machine. Could it be that Tom Morello knew something we didn't? Some horrible secret that even his infectious funk-mental grooves could not save us from? The answer is yes.

And that secret?


When I learned this, all the pieces came together. You see, "giant scalar interferometers", produced by these two groups, are causing hurricanes. Never mind that they use rotation as evidence of scalar weather engineering. Also the fact that (technically) an "interferometer" would measure interferons, does not matter. The truth is out there. AND IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

-Miguel Sanchez  02:21 EST | |

About us:

This weblog is an ongoing, if periodic, effort by several friends to stay in touch, in reading material, and in ideas.

Lucky Luciano is a former Italian Stallion real estate hustler and Benedict Arnold CEO turned shady lawyer-to-be. He lives in Denver.

Ben is a Paramedic and would-be philantropist who lives in Denver. He knows everything about nothing.

Fuzzy Dunlop lives in Manhattan. He is more than capable of standing up to the stresses of a high crime urban environment.

Jess is a teacher. But have YOU given her an apple? No, you haven't. You should be ashamed of yourself. This crazy feminist currently rests her copy of Awakening in Jersey City.

Matt is a pariah, iconoclast, and professor of gambling living in Oakland.

Miguel Sanchez is not Lionel Hutz.

Daddy Brooklyn lives in Brooklyn. He hates Republicans, though he wouldn't mind being ensconced in the landed elite of New York City.

Paul just smoked my eyelids and punched my cigarette.

Ziggy Stardust has no past.

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