New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin is actually former Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello. See for yourself:
Tom Morello & "Ray Nagin"
Huh? Huh? Why do you think Rage broke up? Clearly, there was nothing more in need of raging against than the Bush, uh, machine. Could it be that Tom Morello knew something we didn't? Some horrible secret that even his infectious funk-mental grooves could not save us from? The answer is yes
And that secret?
THE KGB AND THE YAKUZA HAVE DEVELOPED THE TECHNOLOGY TO HIT US WITH HURRICANES!
When I learned this, all the pieces came together. You see, "giant scalar interferometers
", produced by these two groups, are causing hurricanes. Never mind that they use rotation as evidence of scalar weather engineering. Also the fact that (technically) an "interferometer" would measure
interferons, does not matter. The truth is out there. AND IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!
-Miguel Sanchez 02:21 EST |