Everywhere I go, I get slandered (libeled), I hear words I never heard in the Bible. But I'm trying to keep my customers satisfied. Toward that end, here are some quick tips for those who suffer from NGS.
-"Hello" is not a pick-up line
, even when joined with a blank stare!
This may blow your mind. However, if this is all you got in your bad of tricks, expect your mind to be the only thing blown.
-Internet flirting: don't do it.
Listen to Otto Von Bismarck:
Thanks, Otto! You see, the internet is like Las Vegas. It's got a lot of flashing colors. And boobs. And rigged games of chance. And for the most part, what happens on the internet stays on the internet.
-Not having a clear strategy in mind.
"If you aim for nothing you will hit it". I may have read that on a poster. Or in "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People". Remember, the only habit you'll have is "sharpening the saw" if you don't have clearly thought-out goals.
If you blog too much, you will need your driver's license to look up your gender. Mine says "V". I am not sure what that means. In any case, anything you put on the internet is rife for misinterpretation. So any of you out there trying to interpret this, don't.
I hope you have enjoyed these brief tips. I know they have delayed my homework for 20 minutes, so they have served their purpose. Please send your tales of NGS to firstname.lastname@example.org
. I know I will have more homework to avoid in the near future.
-Miguel Sanchez 12:46 EST |