I am addicted to foul-tasting (but no longer to me) diet coke. It sucks. I wish I wasn't, but I'm too weak to do anything about it--fuckin' akrasia
always keeping me down. [Like, for instance, now. I should be taking an antitrust exam.]
Does anyone else live in an area where the local coke bottler is selling diet coke 20 oz bottles that claim "1 in 12 wins free diet coke"? Because I buy one--at least--each and every day and have yet to win. I'm talking over a hundred bottles without a single free diet coke. That's bullshit. No, wait. This
. Diet Coke's marketing is a commie lie.
NB: While googling "communist propaganda" this sponsored link popped up:
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: Fuzzy doesn't understand why commie lies are worse than other lies (like Scientology's claims, he suggests). Obviously he is commie himself. Bastard.Update 2:
Fuzzy wishes to make clear that he harbors no ill will to the (lying) Church of Christ, Scientist. Wacky bastards (who stole Katie Holmes).Update 3: Scientology
and Church of Christ, Scientist
are not the same thing. Who knew?
-Ziggy Stardust 13:47 EST |