Due to my tireless research, I have concluded that the lack of posting on Ustoo has nothing to do with the posters being either busy or with the novelty of unpaid blogging wearing off. The fault here is not ours, but the world's, for producing stories of too little import to be worth mentioning.
Sure, there's still the occasional stoned owl or chicken flavored condom that comes along, but, on the whole, there are just far fewer "blogworthy" stories these days. Think back to 2004 - torture scandals, presidential election, etc. What, in 2006, is there to blog about? Nothing. So, as we wait for this sleepy world to wake up, take solace in the knowledge that I will at least occasionally have time to kill. I am so funny.
-Miguel Sanchez 10:08 EST |