Being endowed, Ron Jeremy like, with native hilarity is not all it's cracked up to be. Sure who wouldn't want a throbbing two foot sense of humor? Who wouldn't want to be able to suck their own sense of humor when they're driving in their car?
Well, some times you're just not funny. You try to be funny, and all that happens is not funny-ness. Gone are the days when you were squirting ropey strands of hot, white humor into the open and willing mouths of dozens of people at once.
For instance, right now, you are probably expecting something funny. Unlike Ron Jeremy, I don't have a staff of washed up commercial actors to fluff my humor. All it's good for lately is knocking against my knee in my sweat pants, making no one laugh.
-Miguel Sanchez 22:45 EST |