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Monday, May 22, 2006

Blog Blog Blog: heavy is the head edition 

Being endowed, Ron Jeremy like, with native hilarity is not all it's cracked up to be. Sure who wouldn't want a throbbing two foot sense of humor? Who wouldn't want to be able to suck their own sense of humor when they're driving in their car?

Well, some times you're just not funny. You try to be funny, and all that happens is not funny-ness. Gone are the days when you were squirting ropey strands of hot, white humor into the open and willing mouths of dozens of people at once.

For instance, right now, you are probably expecting something funny. Unlike Ron Jeremy, I don't have a staff of washed up commercial actors to fluff my humor. All it's good for lately is knocking against my knee in my sweat pants, making no one laugh.

-Miguel Sanchez  22:45 EST | |

About us:

This weblog is an ongoing, if periodic, effort by several friends to stay in touch, in reading material, and in ideas.

Lucky Luciano is a former Italian Stallion real estate hustler and Benedict Arnold CEO turned shady lawyer-to-be. He lives in Denver.

Ben is a Paramedic and would-be philantropist who lives in Denver. He knows everything about nothing.

Fuzzy Dunlop lives in Manhattan. He is more than capable of standing up to the stresses of a high crime urban environment.

Jess is a teacher. But have YOU given her an apple? No, you haven't. You should be ashamed of yourself. This crazy feminist currently rests her copy of Awakening in Jersey City.

Matt is a pariah, iconoclast, and professor of gambling living in Oakland.

Miguel Sanchez is not Lionel Hutz.

Daddy Brooklyn lives in Brooklyn. He hates Republicans, though he wouldn't mind being ensconced in the landed elite of New York City.

Paul just smoked my eyelids and punched my cigarette.

Ziggy Stardust has no past.

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