Me: [Buying coffee and a cupcake to surprise Girlfriend who is working on a take-home exam in the library.]
Coffeeshop woman: Do you want a bag?
Me: Yeah, I need to sneak the cupcake past the guard.
CSW: A theater?
Me: [Sadly] No, a library.
CSW: On cinco de mayo?
Me: Yep, I have my last law school exam on Monday. [Heart leaps!]
Me: Forever-ever. [Elated!]
CSW: But what about the bar?
Me: Um, yeah, there's that... [Exits with deflated spirit.]
-Ziggy Stardust 20:01 EST |