Could
this be the next Britney Aguilera (Josh is rolling in his grave, I know, and he's not even dead)? I just witnessed
this skanky little 13-year-old's newest video on MTV, complete with her "Boys Stink" baby-tee and her "classmates" dancing in the hallway behind her (no "schoolgirl" outfit, though -- don't want to be
too close to Britney). She sings this poppy song about heartbreak and the guy who made her feel a way she "never imagined she could feel" and promptly broke her heart like the bastard eighth-grader he is (I'm sorry, but I don't believe a 13-year-old can yet be embittered by love or lack thereof). She is on Aaliyah's label, though, and the only reason I can surmise for this little girl being on an actual artist's label is that said artist is
dead and can't make decisions anymore.
Just wanted to keep you people who are only informed through
reading up-to-date with the plebian culture in case you run into a member of the unwashed masses and conversation is unavoidable.
-Matt 16:24 EST |
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