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Friday, October 08, 2004

Things Are Looking Up 

This, from the Las Vegas Advisor:

Presidential Odds Update

Following up on last week's report on the odds for
the Presidential election, the price on Kerry has dropped to +156 (bet $100 to
win $156) at the offshore Pinnacle Sports. The line was +200 prior to the first
debate.

Meanwhile, some of the off-shore joints are getting creative with
propositions tied to tonight's debate. We've seen the following (these are
actual propositions that you can bet on):

Bush will sing Amazing grace using
falsetto, +15000

Mrs. Kerry will jump on stage and curse at Bush, +15000

Bush will
announce plans to invade Iran, +1000

Kerry will use the word "Colossal" during
the debate, Even


-Matt  16:11 EST | |

About us:

This weblog is an ongoing, if periodic, effort by several friends to stay in touch, in reading material, and in ideas.

Lucky Luciano is a former Italian Stallion real estate hustler and Benedict Arnold CEO turned shady lawyer-to-be. He lives in Denver.

Ben is a Paramedic and would-be philantropist who lives in Denver. He knows everything about nothing.

Fuzzy Dunlop lives in Manhattan. He is more than capable of standing up to the stresses of a high crime urban environment.

Jess is a teacher. But have YOU given her an apple? No, you haven't. You should be ashamed of yourself. This crazy feminist currently rests her copy of Awakening in Jersey City.

Matt is a pariah, iconoclast, and professor of gambling living in Oakland.

Miguel Sanchez is not Lionel Hutz.

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Paul just smoked my eyelids and punched my cigarette.

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